Old man in whorehouse: Rome was destroyed. Greece was destroyed. Persia was destroyed. Spain was destroyed.
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I'm afraid I don't understand your question. Don't you understand my question? Now suppose you answer my question. But I don't know how to answer it. I never said you couldn't punish me. I'm asking you to tell us when you didn't say it. It was miraculous.
It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character. Why is Hitler? Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? He came from a good family.
And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live. He had figured out that a single hour on the skeet-shooting range with people like Havermeyer and Appleby could be worth as much as eleven-times-seventeen years. How much older can you be at your age? Old man in whorehouse : Of course not! Nately : No morality? Old man in whorehouse : I'm a very moral man, and Italy is a very moral country.
That's why we will certainly come out on top again if we succeed in being defeated. Nately : You talk like a madman. Old man in whorehouse : But I live like a sane one. I was a fascist when Mussolini was on top. Now that he has been deposed, I am anti-fascist. When the Germans were here, I was fanatically pro-German. Now I'm fanatically pro-American. You'll find no more loyal partisan in all of Italy than myself.
Nately : You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. Old man in whorehouse : You have it backwards.
It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know. Nately : How do you know? Old man in whorehouse : Because I am years-old. How old are you? Nately : I'll be 20 in January.
Old man in whorehouse with pity : If you live. View Quote Colonel Cathcart : [as the base is being bombed in an air raid] What are you doing, Yossarian! Get off the field! You're confined to the base. I won't forget this! Yossarian : I don't think the Air Force is gonna' forget about this! Colonel Cathcart : Don't be ridiculous! We had to get rid of that cotton.
The Germans promised to take it off our hands, if we ran this mission for them! It's all part of the deal! Yossarian : You made a deal with the Germans to bomb our own base? Colonel Cathcart : A contract is a contract!
That's what we're fighting for! View Quote Colonel Cathcart : You're a disgrace. I'd like to know how you got to be a Captain, anyway. Yossarian : You promoted me. Colonel Cathcart : That has got nothing to do with it. Doc Daneeka : Oh, sure. I have to. There's a rule saying I have to ground anyone who's crazy.
Yossarian : Then why don't you ground me? I'm crazy. Ask Clevinger. Doc Daneeka : Clevinger? Where is Clevinger? Yossarian : I'm the bombardier, I'm all right. Danby and Tappman watch from the window] Danby : Yossarian! Yossarian : I can do it, Danby! Tappman : They'll catch you, they'll bring you back!
Yossarian : I can do it! Danby : This is insane! Tappman : What about your clothes? Yossarian : They'll never recognize me without my uniform! Danby : You'll be on the run with no friends! You'll live in constant danger of betrayal! Yossarian : [laughs] I live that way now. Danby : Yossarian, for God's sake, hurry up! Yossarian : So long, Chaplain!
Tappman : How do you feel, Yossarian? Yossarian : Fine Danby : You'll have to keep on your toes every minute. Yossarian : I'll keep on my toes. Tappman : You'll have to jump. Yossarian : I'll jump. Tappman : JUMP! He leaps into the sea, paddling furiously, and is gone] 0 Share. Yossarian : Those bastards are trying to kill me. Milo Minderbinder : No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy. Yossarian : Oh yeah?
Then why are they shooting at me Milo? Dobbs : They're shooting at everyone Yossarian. Yossarian : And what difference does that make? Dobbs : Look Yossarian, suppose, I mean just suppose everyone thought the same way you do. Yossarian : Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different.
General Dreedle : All right, at ease Danby : Ohhhhhhh General Dreedle : Who is this man? Colonel Cathcart : Major Danby, Sir. Korn, XO : Danby General Dreedle : Take him out and shoot him. Colonel Cathcart : Sir? General Dreedle : I said take him out and shoot him Colonel Cathcart : Take Major Danby out and shoot him Korn, XO : [speaking to Yossarian] All you have to do is be our pal. Colonel Cathcart : Say nice things about us. Korn, XO : Tell the folks at home what a good job we're doing.
Take our offer Yossarian. Colonel Cathcart : Either that or a court-martial for desertion. Milo Minderbinder : Nately died a wealthy man, Yossarian.
He had over sixty shares in the syndicate. Yossarian : What difference does that make? He's dead.
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